This is based on the blog post by Bac148 (http://www.blogger.com/profile/00277999643289674277) in the "White Boy" Fighting rules.
It made me think about the rules that girls have when it comes to fighting. You hear about cat fights and the like but what are the real rules that girls have when it comes to conflict. I feel like I should write down the rules that I feel I've learned over the years of dealing with females.
1. Avoid conflict. Rely on insults and gossip to hurt the other person.
2. If it comes to a fight, fight dirty. (Hair pulling, scratching, etc.)
3. Never fight a boy, even if you know how to fight.
4. If you do fight a boy, take advantage of the "boys won't hit girls rule".
5. If you are in a fight, hold a grudge for life.
6. Don't just insult one girl, insult all friends and family.
If you have more I will add them. These are just the basic ones I could think of (the last 2 were from Stu). This doesn't really apply to me because I've always had more guy friends than girl friends and I have much more fighting experience than most of them but I thought this would be interesting.
Beshoy posted this in a comment as a way to compare to some other guy rules and how girl's rules are so different:
1) NEVER fight dirty; do not hit where the sun doesn't shine.
2) Do not gossip, fighting is more effective.
3) Once the fight is over, its over! Move on!
4) Insults can only add to your chances of winning; unless they suck. (I really like this one!)
Hahahah I have to say this made me laugh. Sadly, it is so true! The world of girl fighting is so much different than guys. Sometimes I wish girls could just throw a couple punches and be done with the fight. However it's not that way. Last night I watched 'You Again' and it's all about that catty girl crap and the grudges that get held onto for years.
ReplyDeleteGirls use gossip to get back at their enemies. It's psychological warfare.
This is so true. Wether the fight is about something silly or something serious, if a girl is mad she will be the meanest she can be.I am alot like you though. I have always had more guy friends then girl friends so I personally havent had any of the experiences that you listed above. But they sure do happen alot!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree, I have dealt with so many girls that have these issues that tell me their stories and it's like "Hello? Go slap them or something". When I use to fight with my best friend we would throw a couple just painful gut punches and then not talk for a week or more. After that we were ok, though this friendship ended after the 3rd time doing that. Now I try to avoid girls that would follow these rules, you know?
ReplyDeleteI think it is funny how the rules for girls fighting are very different yet similar in some ways for guys.
ReplyDeleteFor example:
1) NEVER fight dirty; do not hit where the sun doesn't shine.
2) Do not gossip, fighting is more effective.
3)once the fight is over, its over! Move on!
4) Insults can only add to your chances of winning; unless they suck.
Haha yeah my bestfriend and I used to just get in fights when we were younger then we'd be fine!
ReplyDeleteOnce girls start with the catty bull shit I cut them out. Too much drama for my liking!
Haha wow this is so true. Atleast when it's a physical fight, there is usually one clear winner. But with the way girls fight, they just keep insulting each other back and forth and using other people as pawns, forming alliances and getting other people involved. Then the fight just keeps going on forever. There are girls I've had conflicts with in junior high that I still don't associate with to this day, it's crazy!
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